Ralph Thomas: Missionary Eating Habits

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Missionary Eating Habits by Ralph Thomas: 20 twinkies an hour ... I can do it, I can.

1) The Spaces: The one who loses touch with reality by reading the same cereal box every morning.

2) Rich kid who eats out often:
"Let's go to McDonalds!"
"I'm broke."
"I'll buy"

3) Joe Gourmet: The one who cooks his own meal like he has his own TV show.

4) The Smacker: The one who just drives you nuts.
"Smak, slurp, slop., smak."

5) The non eater:
"Aint you gonna eat?"
"No just a glass of Kool-Aid"

6) The Boaster:
"That was pretty good, but next time let us come over and I will cook you a real steak!"

7) The Clone: The one who gets into the habit of eating the same thing every day. Ramon noodles, macaroni cheese, spaghetti etc.

8) The Competitors:
The ones who see who can eat most at each dinner appointment.

These are just a few examples of the Mission eating habits.