Ralph Thomas: The Ultimate Apartment

For the Visually Impaired

Here are the features of the ultimate Missionary home:

Fourth Floor:
1) Bungee jump to mailbox.
2) Elevator.
3) Jumbo Barbecue.

Third Floor:
1) Jacuzzi.
2) Full Weights Room.

Second Floor:
1) Weird Art.
2) Fridge.
3) Cool Lamp.
4) All good Church books.
5) King size waterbeds.
6) Hammock.
7) Slide to sports car to get to media referrals in a hurry.

First Floor:
1) Lots of food
2) House Keeper
3) Baptismal Font (for when the Ward does not agree with the date you set or when hot water does not work).

Basement:
1) Game room with ping pong, pool table, foosball, slurpee fountain.
2) 2 full size seperate bathrooms.